Dank solcher Aktionen musst Du beliebt sein in Deinem Staedtchen.
Jede Woche fürn Hunni Beck-Texte untern Arm geklemmt und das gelesene Buch kann man ja nochmal für jemand anders nehmen...
Zitat:
Zitat von Jahangir
Ach, wenn du da jeden Monat einen Fufi lässt, dann bekommt dein Hund auch noch was zu trinken dazu.
Was, n Fuffi nur?
Und dann springt noch was fürn Fifi raus?
Weia, die müssens ja haben!
Von dem Fuffi bleiben eh nur Dreifuffzisch hängen und dafür muss noch jemand loslaufen und die Schüssel volllaufen lassen...
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Auf ST wurde die - ernsthafte - Frage gestellt, ob Cozumel ein sicherer Ort sei. Die Antworten waren beaengstigend bis lustig, aber folgende, von Tom Demerly wer ihn kennt, war generell interessant:
Here are some tips:
Pack light. If you can't make one trip your luggage (including your flight case) you have too much.
Maintain situational awareness: Do a map survey of the airport you are flying into, the routes from the airport to your hotel, the roads around the route and significant landmarks. Know where you are in the city at all times and always carry a street map and compass with you (no kidding).
Do a walking tour of your hotel when you arrive. Know the exits.
Maintain a low profile. Wear neutral colors without any screen printing on your shirt. Do not wear sandals in case of fire, natural disaster, a bombing or if you have to move quickly across rough terrain such as a hot roof top or open, rocky area or area with litter.
Wear natural fibers: The best this is blue jeans, even in hot weather. Lightweight, neutral color "travel pants" that use fire retardent, organic fabric are good too.
Carry minimal cash but always carry five U.S. $20 bills. See below...
Use two wallets: (this is a hassle, but very wise...) One is a big, dorky "travel wallet" with $20 US, some local currency, a few receipts (but no information about your hotel or flights), one or two of those bogus "credit cards" you get in the mail from the credit card companies when they send you a "pre-approved" offer and- if you have one- an expired passport. In some countries your U.S. passport is worth $1000 on the back street, forger's market. Unless you're Jason Bourne you don't have an extra passport except for your old, expired one. Your second wallet should have your primary cash, credit cards (you don't need more than two- don't carry more than two) your U.S. driver's license and your passport. Keep this wallet concealed in a lower back, under clothing wallet or an ankle wallet (remember the long pants?).
When driving, be totally aware of the local traffic laws. If possible, have an "assistant driver" who does the map navigation from the passenger seat while you maintain situational awareness driving.
If you are in a right-hand driving country, plan your routes around the city to make right turns only (no kidding). Avoid left turns, especially in highly suspect areas. Three rights = one left.
If you do a lot of international travel consider taking an evasive driving class. Do a Google search. You will learn an incredible amount at a good one.
If detained by a police officer and asked to pay a fine, pay it cheerfully and quickly from your "dummy wallet". Show them all your cash when paying, and be prepared to cheerfully surrender it all. Pay and leave quickly.
Beware of "soft abduction", a kidnapping technique whereby a driver gets you lost and has to use his cell phone to make a call. If this happens, leave the vehicle on foot at a traffic light or other opportunity and evade.
If you are a victim of a "hard abduction", where there are persons with weapons displaying intimidating behavior and forcing you to go with them, you must risk your life to escape in the first 20 minutes. After 20 minutes your chance of successful escape plummets.
Beware of romantic approaches from members of the opposite (or same if you are alternative lifestyle) gender.
Avoid drama. If there is a confrontation try to leave quickly. If you cannot leave try to de-escalate. Beware of inadvertantly using threatening hand jestures or body language.
Smile but don't look like an idiot.
Watch your grooming. If you are clean shaven, pressed clothes, big watch, perfect hair, cologne- you are asking for it. Look scruffy. Look poor. Look stupid.
Remember- you are a guest.
Weihnachten bin ich schon wieder in Tuebingen. Das wird beinahe zu einer jaehrlichen Veranstaltung. Auf was muss ich mich noch gefasst machen?
da kannst du Intervalle laufen auf den schönen, blauen Belägen Sportgelände an der Paul Horn Arena, anschliessend essen im "Reefs". Deine Frau kann vom Aussenbereich des "Reefs" schon mal einen Aperetif (auch alkfrei) nehmen und dir die Rundenzeiten sagen ....
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