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Hendrick Ramaala
"It's not mzungo, it's mzungU."
"Yeah, I know but..."
"mzungU with U."
"Anyway, you're 37 now. When do you run Comrades?"



"Ryan, what shoes are you training in?"
"I do all the faster stuff in Hyperspeeds."
"And for the rest?"
"I use Cumulus."
"WHAT?"
"Yeah, I really like them. They're so soft and stuff."



"Hi Catherine, how are you? Good to see you again!"
"Oh, hi, I'm weeeery good."
"You didn't accept my facebook invite!"
"I don't have facebook."
"Well..."
"I don't know who did that!"
"..."
"Maybe my husband?"


Und ab hier etwas freier interpretiert:



"30 centimeteres? That's, like, 12 inches?"
"Yeah, honey."



["Hmmm, once you go black, you never go back...."]



"Awesome babe, give it to me, that's it, just one more smile, great, now show your t...! Ah, nevermind."