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Mandarine ist ganz schön frech...Das hier war mal vor 15-20 Jahren mein Lieblingswitz, leider auf englisch (sorry pmp ) Hat allerdings nix mit Sex zu tun, aber immerhin mit Schokolade:

A woman walks into an ice cream parlor and ask the counter man for a double vanilla cone. The man replies "Sorry we are out of vanilla, but we do have 50 other flavors if you like"

So, she stands there looking at the other flavors and says, "Ok, then I'll have a vanilla cup"

The man replies, "Ma'am, I just told you, we are out of vanilla. You have to choose another flavor."

The woman sighs, and said, "Ok, in that case, I just have a single vanilla cone."

Now the man is irate and starts to yell at the woman, "
Listen, can you say Choc, as in Chocolate"

So she repeats him "Choc"

The man then said, " Say Straw, as in Strawberry"

So she repeats, "Straw, Strawberry"

The man then tells the woman, "Now say Fuck, as in Vanilla"

The woman then looks puzzled and says, "Wait a minute, there is no Fuck in Vanilla"

The man yells back at her "THAT'S WHAT I'VE BEEN TRYING TO TELL YOU. THERE IS NO FUCKIN' VANILLA!!!!!!"