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Weil heute Freitag ist:

Two blondes walk into a building.......... you'd think at least one of them would have seen it.

I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't find any.

A man came round in hospital after a serious accident. He shouted:
'Doctor, doctor, I can't feel my legs!'. The doctor replied: 'I know you can't, I've cut your arms off'.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh.

'You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.' That was nice.

A man walked into the doctors, he said, 'I've hurt my arm in several places'. The doctor said, 'Well don't go there anymore'.