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Sehr schöne Zusammenfassung von Igor Sushko:

So, here's what happened in those 24 hours in Russia in case you are still confused:

Defenders of Russia decided to seize power in Russia, therefore other defenders of Russia flew to kill the first defenders of Russia, but they got killed by the first defenders of Russia.

Hero of Russia Prigozhin went to kill Hero of Russia Shoigu and as a result Hero of Russia Kadyrov went to kill Hero of Russia Prigozhin.

Then, Hero of Russia Bortnikov initiated a criminal case against Hero of Russia Prigozhin because the grandest Hero of Russia Putin guaranteed that traitors will be punished.

But then Hero of Russia Bortnikov closed the criminal case against Hero of Russia Prigozhin, because the grandest Hero of Russia Putin guaranteed that traitors will not be punished.

Most importantly, everyone is a defender and a hero, and Russians continue to take pride in the heroism of their defenders.