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Zitat von keko#

Fände ich ein wenig eindimensional, würde man Corona und die Auswirkungen rein aus naturwissenschaftlicher Sicht betrachten.

Hier mal, eventuell vielfältig genug, die Ansichten verschiedener medizinischer Experten.

Medical pundits were asked if it’s time to ease the lockdown:

Allergists were in favour of scratching it, but Dermatologists advised not to make any rash moves.

Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling about it, but Neurologists thought the government had a lot of nerve.

Obstetricians felt certain everyone was labouring under a misconception, while Ophthalmologists considered the idea short-sighted.

Many Pathologists yelled, “Over my dead body!” while Paediatricians said, “Oh, grow up!”

Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was madness, while Radiologists could see right through it.

Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the whole thing and Pharmacists claimed it would be a bitter pill to swallow.

Plastic Surgeons claimed that this proposal would “put a whole new face on the matter".

Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but Urologists were pissed off at the whole idea.

Anaesthesiologists thought the proposal was a gas, whereas Cardiologists didn’t have the heart to say no.

In the end, even the Proctologists couldn't put their finger on it!