Und jetzt muß er auch noch im Stockbett schlafen, nur weil er kein "football player " ist.:)

Yo.

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Vielleicht mag ich die Hitze ja :) bis jetzt hat es mich hier nicht gestört... Training bei Hitze ist irgendwie cool... vor allem wenn man zu Hause nen ein Planschbecken für die Abkühlung nach dem Training hat.

Nicht vergessen:

Mzungo Mile am Samstag in Roth !

"the Cow Theory" 2.0
 

DEMOCRAT:
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. You feel guilty for
being successful. You vote people into office that put a tax on your
cows, forcing you to sell one to raise money to pay the tax. The
people you voted for then take the tax money, buy a cow and give it
to your neighbor. You feel righteous. Barbara Streisand sings for you.

SOCIALIST:
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. The government takes
one and gives it to your neighbor. You form a cooperative to tell him
how to manage his cow.

REPUBLICAN:
You have two cows. Your neighbor has none. So?

COMMUNIST:
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you
with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it. It is expensive and
sour.

CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of
cows.

DEMOCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows. The government taxes you to the point you
have to sell both to support a man in a foreign country who has only
one cow, which was a gift from your government.

BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE:
You have two cows. The government takes them both, shoots one,
milks the other, pays you for the milk, and then pours the milk down
the drain.

AMERICAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do
an IPO on the 2nd one. You force the 2 cows to produce the milk of
four cows. You are surprised when one cow drops dead. You spin an
announcement to the analysts stating you have downsized and are
reducing expenses. Your stock goes up.

FRENCH CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows.
You go to lunch. Life is good.

JAPANESE CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the
size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk. They
learn to travel on unbelievably crowded trains. Most are at the top
of their class at cow school.

GERMAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink
lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an
hour. Unfortunately they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.

ITALIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows but you don't know where they are. While
ambling around, you see a beautiful woman. You break for lunch.
Life is good.

RUSSIAN CORPORATION:
You have two cows. You count them and learn you have five cows.
You have some more vodka. You count them again and learn you have
42 cows. You count them again and learn you have 12 cows. You stop
counting cows and open another bottle of vodka. You produce your 10th,
5-year plan in the last 3 months. The Mafia shows up and takes over
however many cows you really have.

TALIBAN CORPORATION:
You have all the cows in Afghanistan, which are two. You don't milk
them because you cannot touch any creature's private parts.

POLISH CORPORATION:
You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed
attempting to milk them.

FLORIDA CORPORATION:
You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who like the brown one best, vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can't figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which is the best-looking one.

That´s it :)

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ich dachte bei euch Amis ist alles schneller?? das ist aber schon uuuuraaaalt :Huhu: